that these exist:
How am I supposed to cope now that I know and do not own one?
As I am not able to acquire this, frankly genius, alternative to a lounge immediately, I have no alternative but to flounce my way through the rest of the weekend sighing melodramatically at inopportune moments.
It shall be inconvenient, I imagine, but I will endure!
:melodramatic sigh: <- to prove point
:clutches at non-existent pearls:
:faints on a boring old NOT SHAPED LIKE A NEST! couch: