Not-Geo

I have just discovered…

that these exist:

Giant Bird Nest Couch Thing

How am I supposed to cope now that I know and do not own one?

As I am not able to acquire this, frankly genius, alternative to a lounge immediately, I have no alternative but to flounce my way through the rest of the weekend sighing melodramatically at inopportune moments. 

It shall be inconvenient, I imagine, but I will endure!

:melodramatic sigh: <- to prove point

:clutches at non-existent pearls:

:faints on a boring old NOT SHAPED LIKE A NEST! couch: